What did Cain say to the Goatman?|||"Guess what's under my robe"
Why does Blood Raven play hard to get?|||The Goatman never had a chance to tell anyone else what Cain said to him as he was old and Cain had all the stories in the world to talk him to his death. Don't ever stay awhile and listen to Cain.
Why is Charsi still single?|||I'm going to say the second question is the answer to the first question.
How many Skeletons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?|||
Q u o t e:
What did Cain say to the Goatman?
"Hay awhile and listen..."
WOW THAT WAS BAD.
Q u o t e:
How many Skeletons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two to make a ladder, one to climb it, one for support, and one to direct them all through the maggot lair.
What did the Butcher say to the Smith?|||
Q u o t e:
I'm going to say the second question is the answer to the first question.
That made me pause like for two minutes. This is why programmers do not recommend to use "goto".|||
Q u o t e:
"Hay awhile and listen..."
WOW THAT WAS BAD.
Two to make a ladder, one to climb it, one for support, and one to direct them all through the maggot lair.
What did the Butcher say to the Smith?
I like my weapons like I like my women... Fresh meat.
Cain, Charsi, the cow king, Jay Wilson, Lenord Boyarski, Bashiok and a dog walk into a talent agency. The talent agent says "alright lets see your act."|||
Q u o t e:
Cain, Charsi, the cow king, Jay Wilson, Lenord Boyarski, Bashiok and a dog walk into a talent agency. The talent agent says "alright lets see your act."
They all say "Soon" and walk out.
Yo mama's so demonic|||
Q u o t e:
Yo mama's so demonic
...Reziarfg wouldn't %#@@ her.
What does the player character and Andariel have in common?|||
Q u o t e:
What does the player character and Andariel have in common?
They are both not fond of fire.
(Actually I want to hear what you have to say about it :D)
Why do skeletons/zombies hide in barrels?
|||
Guys are very fond of Diogenes.
Q u o t e:
Why do skeletons/zombies hide in barrels?
Why is there always a wooden leg on Wirt's body in Tristram?|||
Q u o t e:
What does the player character and Andariel have in common?
The player collects naughty bits and Andy has naughty tits?
or
The (sc) player and Andy are both !!### *!%*@es.
eh, thats what i could come up with.
Q u o t e:
Why is there always a wooden leg on Wirt's body in Tristram?
Cause demons arent perverted?
What was the only class to give the witch TWO of which she desperately needed? (would like to know the item also)|||
Q u o t e:
What was the only class to give the witch TWO of which she desperately needed? (would like to know the item also)
The Warrior, cause he had the apples ;) that she needed for her recipe. (if you can make something better, please go ahead)
The three prime evils walk into a bar......|||
Ouch!
Q u o t e:
The Warrior, cause he had the apples ;) that she needed for her recipe. (if you can make something better, please go ahead)
The three prime evils walk into a bar......
What happens when you put Jay Wilson, a zombie, 10 pounds of cheese, bashiok, a bottle of ale, and Baal in the horodric cube?|||
You lose your warranty.
Q u o t e:
What happens when you put Jay Wilson, a zombie, 10 pounds of cheese, bashiok, a bottle of ale, and Baal in the horodric cube?
You have 1 key and 2 locked chests.|||
Q u o t e:
Q u o t e:
What was the only class to give the witch TWO of which she desperately needed? (would like to know the item also)
The Warrior, cause he had the apples ;) that she needed for her recipe. (if you can make something better, please go ahead)
The Sorcerer, because he had two "BIG BLACK MUSHROOMS"
You have 1 key and two locked chests. (from above)|||I think my favorite form of Diablo related comedy has always been "Drunk D2 HC last words"
one of them was "11112221313111
edit: and sorry to derail the topic. Carry on.
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