Thursday, April 19, 2012

Baal's Hall

There are Apples in Baal's Hall, but no bananas.
There's Loot in Baal's Hall, but no chests or gold.
No wands or axes, but there are Boots, kept inside Coffins.
Fallen, Hidden, and Hellbeasts are in Baal's Hall. Oodles of them.
What else is in Baal's Hall?
|||Did you just get really high or something?|||

Q u o t e:
Did you just get really high or something?

If you don't get it, I'm not gonna tell you the secret.
Zexx is in Baal's Hall. Same with Coodav. Not Bashiok or Grug, though.|||In Baal's Hall the Succubi blow
Between the pentagrams row on row
That mark his place; and down in hell
Minions of Destruction smack you well
Scarce heard by zons without a bow
We are the Hardcore. 1 Meph run ago
We PK'ed, found loot, saw Tristram glow
Duped and were duped, and now we grind
In Baal's Hall
Take up our quarrel for our crossbow
To you with guided arrow we throw
The Ptorch; be yours trade it high
If ye break Faith (GMB) with us you cry
We shall get EXP, though the succubi blow
In Baal's Hall
Edit: You can find this reference, while I try to solve your riddle, Grug
Edit 2 :(Double posted to show I got the riddle, so it doesn't look like I edited it after someone else got it :P)|||I just got it.
Lots of coffee is drunk in Baal's halls, and they're drunk by addicts. However, sober people are not in Baal's Hall.
Neither rocks nor boulders are in Baal's Hall, but tons of pebbles are there. Nobody wears pants, or underwear in Baal's Hall, but dresses are worn. Nobody dusts, in baal's Hall, but plenty of people sweep and vacuum.
Am I right?|||

Q u o t e:
I just got it.
Lots of coffee is drunk in Baal's halls, and they're drunk by addicts. However, sober people are not in Baal's Hall.
Neither rocks nor boulders are in Baal's Hall, but tons of pebbles are there. Nobody wears pants, or underwear in Baal's Hall, but dresses are worn. Nobody dusts, in baal's Hall, but plenty of people sweep and vacuum.
Am I right?

If "Baal's Halls" is just a Diablo version of the "Green Room," game, then yes, you did.|||You got it, buddy.
You were right about the Succubi being in Baal's Hall. It's very Eery, with all the Spooky Crosses.|||My original post was actually just a spoof of another poem, which is what I initially thought you did, until your second post which more strongly implied that it was a riddle.|||

Q u o t e:
My original post was actually just a spoof of another poem, which is what I initially thought you did, until your second post which more strongly implied that it was a riddle.

Its a fun riddle. I remember playing this game at I.H.O.P. after anime club a few years back. Shame the club went downhill. If nothing else, the I.H.O.P. visits were a blast, though the waiters were pretty miffed to see us all come in a huge group around 10:00 PM and stick around until midnight.|||This one's not as good (as I just made it up on the spot), but -
You're in a duel with a wizard who can only use electrocute for 1-2 damage (equal chance of 1 or 2). You have no lightning resist, and 3 life.
She manages to get a shot off, but you're not paying attention to your health globe, because of the adrenaline. You realize you cornered her, and you can kill her by charging at her, but you have to eat another shot in the process. What are your chances of surviving this charge if you go for it?|||25%. In all 4 possible scenarios (1-1, 2-1, 1-2, 2-2) only one would leave you with positive, nonzero HP.|||

Q u o t e:
25%. In all 4 possible scenarios (1-1, 2-1, 1-2, 2-2) only one would leave you with positive, nonzero HP.

Assuming the first hit even hit you, it only said she got a shot off, not that it hit you.
Just my 2 cents.|||Electrocute can't miss.|||

Q u o t e:
If you don't get it, I'm not gonna tell you the secret.
Zexx is in Baal's Hall. Same with Coodav. Not Bashiok or Grug, though.

Who dares summon the Coodav? Do not tempt me, mortal. You have never received a mocking at the hands of a Coodav, and it is an experience you should never forget.
Coodav must sleep, or he will usher in the beginning of the end... so it has been profisized.

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